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Miss
Ewokiniah Jane's Totally Original Meals-in-a-Can
Who says sheep are
dumb? This little Babydoll Ewe even has her own Totally Yummy Meals-in-a-Can!!! Introducing the one, the only, the scrumptious taste sensation that is sweeping the country... Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s Oh So Very Yuuummy Meals-in-a-Can
Who Is This Miss Ewokiniah Jane? The following message is written on every can of Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s tasty Meals... Miss Ewokiniah Jane never married. Instead, she unselfishly devoted all her time, energy & meager finances to perfecting a delectable line of mouth watering, one-of-a-kind stick-to-your-ribs (and in your teeth) meals-in-a-can. In April of 2004, these super secret recipes were found in an old sheep barn by me, Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s "Mom" & Shepherdess. Realizing that Ewokiniah would want her taste sensations to be enjoyed by all, I decided to offer them to you. So treat yourself to the best--you deserve it! One tiny bite & you’ll never forget Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s tasty treats! Sincerely, Ewokiniah’s Mom & Shepherdess
Made with only the finest ingredients Including: Fat little Toads, Full Ticks, stewed till limp Turnip Greens, super special herbs ‘n seasonings & other yummy secret stuff. Servings Per Can* 0 Calories* 0 Fat Calories 0g* 0% Carbohydrates 0g* 0% Hay* 0% Grain* 0% Minerals* 0% Wormer* 0% *Iffen ya don’t eat this and we strongly suggest ya don’t! How to Make it: Open the can with an opener or yer teeth, then dump it in a pot--heat ‘n eat. Yuuuummy! Copyright 2005 (so don’t try n’copy it)
How did Miss Ewokiniah Jane get her most unusual name? Well, I was a vendor at a local Sheep & Wool Festival a few years back and 2 of my friends asked me, "Have you seen the Ewoks (as in the Star Wars Ewoks) in the sheep barn?" Ewoks? What Ewoks", I responded. "The sheep in the sale barn that look like Ewoks"... I went and looked, fell in love with one of the Babydoll Ewe Lambs, and bought her at auction. Another friend asked, "What are you going to name her?" Well, since most of my animals are named after people in the Bible, I knew I could not name the little ball of wool Ewok. So, I added "iah" to the word Ewok--like Isaiah, Josiah, Jeremiah, etc. and her name became Miss Ewokiniah Jane. I don’t know why I added Jane...just did. By the way, I have since learned that the Ewoks of Star Wars fame were actually supposed to be modeled after Babydoll Sheep. So the Ewoks are actually sheep, not the sheep Ewoks.
Now, you may be asking, "Why in the world would I want to buy Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s Meals-in-a-Can? Glad you asked! They are great for... The person who just thought they had everything The Gourmet Cook in Your Life Birthdays, Anniversaries, Weddings, Retirement or Shower Gifts Folks in the hospital or those who are just plain old sick and need their spirits lifted Gift Baskets Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc. Family Reunions Camping White Elephant Gift Exchanges Souvenirs for a store, campground or other business, town, county, lake or river--even a special event--we will personalize for free! Can you believe it? We'll even print a person's name on the can for free!!! No vulgar stuff or bad language please--we don’t believe in that!!! In other words, whatever the reason or season, Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s original Meals-in-a-Can make the perfect gift for every occasion!!! Guaranteed to bring a smile to those who receive this extremely thoughtful gift!
"Honey, what’s for dinner?" Show him a can of Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s mouth watering Meals-in-a-Can and he’ll think twice about asking "What’s for dinner?" again!
Tired of the kids asking... "Mom, we’re hungry, what can we eat?" Give them a can of Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s yummy Meals-in-a-Can and they’ll never ask that question again!
* Fresh Possum Pieces *Cream of Polecat Stew *Smoked Owl Chunks *Raccoon Chunks *Possum Helper *Creamed Crawdad Claws *Coyote ‘n Fresh Gunpowder Chowder *Squished Squirrel Chips *Turtle Teeth Soup *Cream of Salamander Stew *Turkey Buzzard Parmesan *Road Rage Raccoon Bits *Toad ‘n Tick Stew *Catfish Surprise *Mystery Meat Casserole *Pig Snout Soup *Blanched Buzzard Gizzards *Peepers ‘n Peapod Soup *Creamed Crows Feet *Chicken Lips *Kettle Style Cow Chips *Poached Pig’s Feet *Snake ‘n Snail Supreme *Cream of Algae Soup *Roadside ‘n Ramen Noodles *Sweet ‘n Sour Garden Slugs *Choice Chopped Chipmunk Cheek Chips *Cream of Slug Soup *Carp ‘n Crawler Casserole *Groundhog Pot Pie Filling *Camper ‘n Canoer Surprise *Fresh Cow Pie Quiche in a Can *Fresh Slop of the Day *Goat Bean Supreme *Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Kill Chili? *Deviled Crawdad Supreme *Ladybug Lasagna *Red Hat Lady Bug Lasagna *Mole Hole Mush *Chick ‘n Fox Pie *Deer Dropping Soup *Sheep Dropping Soup *Goat Dropping Soup *Llama Dropping Soup *Wild Turkey Teriyaki *The Buck Stopped Here Too Long Casserole *Road Apples, Raccoon ‘n Raisins *Chicken Fried Chipmunk Chunks *Scattered Squirrel Stew *Hoot Owl Chowder *3 Bean Casserole (Llama Bean, Sheep Beans ‘n Goat Beans) *Pureed Possum Parts *Skunk Chunk Souffle *Citified Goose Gristle *River’s A Risin’ Angler’s Surprise *Little Bits A Carp Medley--For Them Thet’s On A Low Carp Diet *City Slicker Stew *Flat Frog Fajita Fixins *7 Alarm Chipmunk Chili *Cow Pies ‘n Cream Sauce *Tex Mex Mallard *Snakes ‘n Spiders ‘n Skeeter Stew *Campfire Surprise *Sheep Dip Supreme *Llama Bean Supreme *More to Come...
What do these Original Meals-in-a-Can cost? You won’t believe it, but they only cost $1.50 a can plus shipping!!! Nope, No Handling Charges or Anything Else!!! Ohio residents get the pleasure of paying an extra 7% for tax--lucky devils How do I order these scrumptious Meals-in-a-Can? Just email us at:info@amazinggracellamas.com and we’ll "talk" to you about it. It’s that easy!!!.
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Here’s an example of what’s
written on the back of a can of "Toad 'n Tick Stew", just 1 of
over 60 varieties of Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s Meals-in-a-Can:
The next time your husband asks...
The Many Different
Varieties of
Miss Ewokiniah Jane’s Oh So Yummy Meals-in-a-Can. Remember, they're copyrighted...
What’s really inside the
can? That’s a secret, of
course, but let’s just say it’s real food...